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What do you do when you really have to pee, but your not near a toilet. 

138 deviants said I try to sit somewhere.
79 deviants said Jump up and down and cross my legs.
69 deviants said I don't pee.
29 deviants said What is pee?
25 deviants said Something else... (explain).
21 deviants said I put me hands just between my legs just under my crotch.
20 deviants said Unzip my pants and let my little friend do the job.
17 deviants said Spread my legs and walk around in a weird way.
10 deviants said Pee in a bottle or a bucket.
3 deviants said I just let it go where ever I am even if i can't unzip my pants.

Devious Comments

djack232 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010
I had to pee during the entirety of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and drank a giant icee during the movie without peeing my pants. I could probably hold it for half a day if I didn't drink anything while I had to pee.
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2010
When I really can't get to a toilet (like in rush hour traffic) I wiggle around in my seat sometimes making people think there's some boots knocking in my car when really I'm just trying to avoid ruining the upholstery on my seats. I call it the Pee Pee Dance because that's what my mom called it when I was a child. I would wiggle and dance around to make the pee go away. She would say "Stop doing the pee pee dance and go to the bathroom" Because she knew it would only work to a point. LOL
bralow Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010
i find the nearest alley, unzip, and go behind the garbage can
Elziler Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010
i try my best to sit down, its easier to hold that way. but it makes me feel ill whenever i hold it for to long. what about yourself?
Cursed-Midna Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I can't let my little friend do the job because I don't have one :XD:

I usually start running around like a freak trying to find a toilet...
Dammig Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Walk as fast as I can to the nearest toilet.
Vincent-Alliath Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010   Writer
I try to stay away from toilets until I know exactly where one is. As soon as I know, I sprint towards it, because the need to "pee" gets worse as my body is closer to a lavatory.
MoonlitCrescent Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2010
Simple. Stay as still as possible.
lonely-silverwolf Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I sit and if I can, I spit.
OdieBFMV Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2010
I kinda clench my legs and try to find a proper pee disposal center... If one can not be accessed, trees are a nice substitute...
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